Thursday, September 18, 2003

Feathered Back Hair Site


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The Farrah. The Bertinelli. The Machio. They're all here, on a sort of online shrine to 70's and 80's feathered hairstyles. Flattery or mockery? Who cares, this site rules. Link (Thanks, Ken!) [Boing Boing]

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

George Washington


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"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

George Washington


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"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

Woody Allen


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"Eighty percent of success is showing up." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

We Had a Bad Hair Decade


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FeatheredBack.Com is devoted to the unisex '80s hairstyle that is illegal today in many parts of the world: "Basically, the style is everything you don't want to happen to your hair today." (09-14) [Cruel Site of the Day]

Another Bush Tall Tale


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Comment: arggggggh---

"Mostly, we've been watching the president's rhetoric spring leaks in Iraq and Afghanistan.



So perhaps we haven't paid enough attention to how many holes have popped open in his domestic socks. Joblessness that was supposed to be stanched by the Bush tax cuts. Urban food kitchens overwhelmed by the demand from people who are working but underemployed and end up out of money three weeks into the month. A domestic Peace Corps program (AmeriCorps) that is praised publicly by the president as admirable volunteerism but is being starved of money by the White House and congressional Republicans. But, still, you wouldn't think he would stiff children and their schooling. That's maybe the most disappointing thing this president has done here at home."







Looks like the "No Child Left Behind/'accountability is the true foundation of education reform'/Texas education miracle" is just another Texas tall tale. [metafilter.com]

The Revolution Will Be Televised


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Comment: who will watch commercials---

What happens when digital video recorders give viewers control of the TV schedule, the content and the ads? The whole world is watching. By Frank Rose from Wired magazine. [Wired News]

Reading in Berkeley, Oct 9


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Comment: see y'all there---

I'll be reading from my short story collection and signing books on October 9th, at the Other Change of Hobbit Bookstore in Berkeley from 6-8PM. Hope to see you there!



Link [Boing Boing]

Franken's Supply-Side Jesus


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Comment: what the lying liars enable---



One of the funniest bits in Al Franken's brilliant and scathing Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right is the comic-strip "Supply-Side Jesus." Now the strip's online -- enjoy!



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[Boing Boing]

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Parodies of new Apple iPod billboard ads


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Comment: Ican take an Ijoke---

Tons of wacky spoofs on the latest iPod ad campaign, courtesy of somethingawful.com.
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[Boing Boing]

Freewayblog on Halliburton's War Bonanza


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Comment: maybe its a little about the oil---

The Scarlet Pimpernel sends this example of Los Angeles freewayblogging:



It's about 10'X10' and reads "Dear America,
Thanks for all the money, sorry about your kids. -- Halliburton Oil" on one
side and "Nobody Died when Clinton Lied" on the other. Somebody's
opened a website dedicated to this mysterious group, and I'm thinking of
doing the same. In the meantime, check out Nobody Died.




From Smart Money:




Halliburton Corp.'s (HAL) U.S. government contracts to restore Iraqi oil production and provide support services to troops will cost taxpayers an estimated $2 billion and are expected to rise, Army spokesmen said.



An Army Corps of Engineers contract to rehabilitate the country's oil fields, controversial because it wasn't competitively bid, now is valued at $948 million, more than $200 million above the level projected last month. One particularly expensive item: importing fuel to the oil-rich country, at a cost of as much as $6 million a day.



Meanwhile, ex-Halliburton chief Dick Cheney continues to receive deferred compensation payments from Halliburton.




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[Boing Boing]

Translate gangsta to pirate


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Nice Gangsta-Pirate translation table:

























GangstahPirate
fo'tiesbottles o' rum
bling blingbooty
Yo!Avast!
HomeyMatey
Bee-atchScurvey dog


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(via Making Light) [Boing Boing]

Saturday, September 13, 2003

WWdN: May Peace Prevail On Earth

WWdN: May Peace Prevail On Earth

Computer Hacker Ordered to Live with Parents (Reuters)


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Comment: and who says you can't go home again---

Reuters - A 22-year-old California man charged
with hacking into the New York Times computer network was
allowed to remain free on Friday on bail terms requiring him to
live with his parents and restricting his computer use to such
things as e-mail and job searches. [Yahoo! News - Technology]

Sex Sites Sick of Getting Screwed


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Comment: bummrt huh!---

Online pornographers say a hacker tried to extort money from them by threatening to cripple their websites. Now police in Israel have arrested a suspect, and the pornmeisters cry 'Throw away the key!' By Noah Schachtman. [Wired News]

Tommy Chong Sentenced to 9 Months + Fine


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Comment: not funny, just read it---

Tommy Chong, actor and comedian of "Cheech and Chong" fame, was sentenced today to serve nine months in federal prison after pleading guilty to drug paraphernalia trafficking. [Kuro5hin.org]

Federal Marriage Amendment


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Comment: ergg arrgg---

The Federal Marriage Amendment is a resolution to amend the Constitution of the United States to specifically state that marriage is only to be recognized as a union between a man and a woman. [Kuro5hin.org]

Top 10 outsider videos of all time


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Comment: Marin gets such a bad rap---

Hilarious list of the ten most awesomely bad videos of all time, according to Vice Magazine. Picks include the Orson Welles commercial for Paul Masson, some Anna Nicole Smith Outtakes (there are outtakes?), and What I Really Want -- described thusly:







[A] way-too-short informative clip (you want it to go on for days) features a typical Marin County self-help group talking about actualizing your dreams. The story goes that, halfway into filming, the leader of this bizarre yuppie cult decided “everything has to be destroyed – RIGHT NOW!” The filmmakers managed to salvage this 15 minutes before the rest was lost forever.
HIGHLIGHT: A man rests on his knees and, after being encouraged to say what he feels no matter how much it hurts, bursts into sobs and screams, “I want to touch people. I want people to TOUCH ME!!!!”





Link, (Thanks, ESC) [Boing Boing]

Me in Wired on casemodding


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My piece on casemodding from this month's Wired magazine is online:



MODDER: Rainer Wingender

Manager, BITS-Consulting

Siegenburg, Germany


SPECS: left side: 1.8-GHz AMD XP Thoroughbred 2200, 512 Mbytes RAM, Nvidia GeForce4 graphics card, 110-Gbyte hard disk, DVD-ROM; right side: 450-MHz AMD K6-2, 256 Mbytes RAM, 44xCD, CD-RW, 40-Gbyte hard disk.


COST: $1,000 in cooling plates, exhaust, intakes, and gauges; $2,000 in computer components


TIME: 250 hours over three months


INSPIRATION: "A 1971 Ford Mustang I owned when I was 18. If you've ever driven a V-8, you know the feeling."


CHALLENGE: "Designing good-looking feet. Early tries seemed too small, but when I added the punched bars, it balanced just right visually."



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"Floatation phone" blocks outside world


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Comment: if you didn't know, what would you think it is?---

BBC story about a gizmo that cuts out external sensory stimulation so you can make a phone call. Involves getting into a warm pool and sticking your head in a lightproof bubble. Link (via Smart Mobs)
[Boing Boing]