Saturday, September 13, 2003

Future sarcastic rayguns and robots of exceeding loveliness


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Comment: yeah and beaming, where's beaming---



Greg Brotherton is a sculptor who recycles retro-futuristic vaccuum cleaners and other industrial detritus into breathtakingly cool, highly polished rayguns and robots.


I call this look "future sarcastic," and it's just about my favorite aesthetic. It says: "Well, it's the twenty-first century, where the fuck is my jetpack?"



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[Boing Boing]

Monday, September 8, 2003

'50s commercial animation art gallery


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Comment: More nostalgia for you old farts---

Extremely cool online gallery of '50s and '60 commercial art and photography. Link, Discuss (via J-Walk).

[Boing Boing]

My short story collection is out!


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Comment: More work from the author of Down and out in the Magic Kingdom--Free too---



My first short story collection, "A Place So Foreign and Eight More," is out! It should start appearing on store shelves this week. As with Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, I've made a bunch of the stories in the collection available online for free, under the terms of a Creative Commons license.


I'm trying some different stuff this time around. For starters, I'm only making one format available: ASCII text, wrapped to 80 columns. If you want another format, you're invited to do the conversion yourself and post a link to a downloadable version on the page for the story in question.


Short stories are naturals for electronic distribution. For starters, they're short. Durr. More important is that they're ephemeral. Short fiction is the cutting edge of the field, but the stories themselves usually vanish along with the current ish of the magazines in which they appear. That's depressing as hell, but it's also infopocalypic. I learned a lot of my form by reading and dissecting stories, and by writing them, iterating through different experiments quickly. Those stories are gone -- might as well be gone forever.


Electronic editions mean that the stories will be in print forever -- or for as long as there's an Internet. I'm really glad to have the collection on the stands and the stories on the Web. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. (Oh, and don't miss Bruce Sterling's intro, it's killer).



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[Boing Boing]

Eye candy or eye drugs?


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Comment: the eyes have it, seeing IS believing right?---

Optical illusions for endless hours of zoned-out, timewasting pleasure. Included in this online gallery of tasty visual teases, "Rotating Snakes." Click thumbnail at left for full-size image and full, freaky visual impact. The static, "coiled" shapes appear to writhe on-screen. Link, Discuss (Thanks, KK!)
[Boing Boing]

List of links to wireless art projects


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Comment: maybe there's a web site about Ipod art---

Bev points us to this incomplete but interesting list of websites about art projects that involve cellular phones or mobile internet devices. Some of the projects are new, some are old, but the link-list is good for countless hours of amused browsing. Link, Discuss [Boing Boing]

Saturday, September 6, 2003

For Whose Own Good?


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Comment: Ignore the sensationalism, just read the commentary---

Two 5-year-old boys who had been locked inside small roach infested cages for 4 months were discovered by authorities this week in Arizona. Their makeshift cage consisted of cribs wired together and sealed with plastic crates. The boys slept on a dirty mattress spattered with urine and feces and were fed through a small hole in the cage. The boys wore filthy pajamas and were covered in bedsores. Their parents confined the toddlers for 20 hours out of every day. Neither of the boys were toilet trained and they did not know how to speak. Their mother explained to police that the boys were placed in cages for their own protection. [Kuro5hin.org]

Ecstasy Study Botched, Retracted


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Comment: Whrn good researchers go bad---

A controversial study showing that ecstacy causes brain damage turns out to be based on faulty research. The primates in the study were given methamphetamine, not ecstacy. By Kristen Philipkoski. [Wired News]

Microsoft to Asia: No Fair!


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Comment: Pity the poor giant turning East...---

The software giant bemoans a plan by Japan, China and South Korea to develop an inexpensive, trustworthy open-source operating system, saying it may stifle competition. [Wired News]

Koppel rips on PATRIOT


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Ted Koppel went gloriously mad on air last week, tearing apart the dread USA PATRIOT Act. Lisa Rein has the video and the transcript.




The men who drafted our constitution, who framed our civil rights and protected our various freedoms under the law would, I suspect, retch at some of the bone headed, self-serving, misinterpretations of their intentions that they so often use these days to undermine the very freedoms they pretend to safeguard. The miracle of American Law is not that it protects popular speech, or the privacy of the powerful, or the homes of the privileged, but rather, that the least among us, those with the fewest defenses thoses suspected of the worst crimes -- the most despised in our midst, are presumed innocent until proven guilty.


That remains as revolutionary a concept now as it was in the 1780s. It makes protecting the country against terrorism excruciatingly difficult, but we cannot arbitrarily suspend the rights of one catagory of suspects without endangering all the others.



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(Thanks, Lisa!) [Boing Boing]

Erupting Volcano QTVR panoramas


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Comment: I remeember seeing the first QTVR at an Apple Dev convention, cool teck---


From BoingBoing pal Peter Murphy, Australian photographer and QTVR enthusiast:


Hi Xeni -- pretty remarkable, these panoramas of a volcano in eruption by a French guy, here. And new on my blog lately a panorama of an art installation, in a log cabin, a real log cabin, a couple on a bed surrounded by taxidermy."

Discuss [Boing Boing]

Big Thunder Mountain at Disneyland derails, injures 11


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The Big Thunder Mountain Runaway Train Ride (not a roller-coaster in Disneyspeak, but a "runaway train ride") at Disneyland derailed today, injuring 11 people, including one critical injury. Any Disney insiders want to comment on this? Most of the Disney attraction injuries I've read about are candidates for the Darwin Award, but this seems like a catastrophic prevantative maintenance failure, no?



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(at least twenty of you suggested this, but Thomas was first!) [Boing Boing]

Friday, September 5, 2003

Will San Francisco's next mayor be a human or a replicant?


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Comment: I've always had my suspicions...---

The Wave magazine took the replicant-or-human test from PK Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" (the basis for the film Blade Runner) and administered it to San Francisco's mayoral candidates. The results are highly amusing:




SUBJECT 4: TOM AMMIANO


It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Tom Ammiano: I'd look for money.


TW: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
TA: I'd think this was Blade Runner. That's my reaction.


TW: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

TA: Call 911.


TW: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Tom?

TA: That's interesting. I don't know. I'm a republican?


TW: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

TA: Tenderness. Yelling.



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(Thanks, JeremyT) [Boing Boing]

Will San Francisco's next mayor be a human or a replicant?


Posted by MacDood
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Comment: I've always had my suspicions...---

The Wave magazine took the replicant-or-human test from PK Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" (the basis for the film Blade Runner) and administered it to San Francisco's mayoral candidates. The results are highly amusing:




SUBJECT 4: TOM AMMIANO


It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Tom Ammiano: I'd look for money.


TW: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
TA: I'd think this was Blade Runner. That's my reaction.


TW: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

TA: Call 911.


TW: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Tom?

TA: That's interesting. I don't know. I'm a republican?


TW: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

TA: Tenderness. Yelling.



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(Thanks, JeremyT) [Boing Boing]

Tuesday, September 2, 2003

Ain't It Cool News - View Article

Ain't It Cool News - View Article agggghhhh Mcauley Culkin as Hannibal L.

Bruce Lee


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Comment: you better listen to Bruce, aaiiiiieeee---

"To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

Monday, September 1, 2003

Wacky. Face. Flash. Another. Thingy.


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Comment: Yet another reason for the web---

Another Wacky Face Generator Flash Thingy Look! It's wacky! It has Hitler, and George W. Bush! And you can make their faces wackier! Wheee. [metafilter.com]

New Bible 'Revolves' Around Teen Girls


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Comment: Yet Another Comic Book...JESUS!? This is better than superpope from a few years ago---

This review from ABC News, covers a new version of the New Testament - designed to look like a fashion magazine, and marketed towards teen girls. [more inside] [metafilter.com]

Jeepers Creepers 2' Leads Holiday Box Office (Reuters)


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Comment: yet another teenager killing film monster, only this one also eats them yumm---

Reuters - The North American summer
moviegoing season officially closed on a scary note on Monday
as the horror sequel "Jeepers Creepers 2" scored a record
opening for the U.S. Labor Day holiday weekend. [Yahoo! News - Entertainment]

Nirmal Hriday


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Comment: We are a prison nation---

Sick on the Inside. Published in Harper's August 2003 issue but not online, the full text of Wil S. Hylton's exposure of the medical conditions in United States prisons has been put on the web by the Wrongful Death Institute with the author's permission. The gravity of the situation for more than 2 million people behind bars can hardly be exaggerated.

"We have almost 30 percent of our prison population in Texas infected with hepatitis. That’s not so different from the numbers you see in the Dark Ages with the plague."

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"[Correctional Medical Services] is an HMO with a captive audience," says David Santacroce, the professor who is spearheading the Michigan lawsuit. "The fewer patients they treat, the more money they make."

[more inside] [metafilter.com]

Car That Can Park Itself Put on Sale by Toyota (Reuters)


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Comment: I think there are thousands of people for whom the government should buy this for!---

Reuters - A car that can park itself without the
driver having to touch the steering wheel, said by maker Toyota
Motor Corp. to be a world first, went on sale in Japan on
Monday. [Yahoo! News - Technology]