Tuesday, September 30, 2003

Disney's Utopian EPCOT in an academic book


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Walt Disney and the Quest for Community is a (pricey, $50) academic text on Walt's Utopian dream of building a city called EPCOT another wun for the disney-philes, ya know who ya are-- Experimental Prototype Community of Tomorrow -- on the grounds of his planned Florida theme park. EPCOT would have asked its worker-citizens to sign away their Consitutional rights in favor of a code-of-conduct specified by Walt and embodied in the Park's designs, and included plans to be electrically self-sufficient through the construction of a nuclear power-plant.


Written by a professor of Urban Planning, the book seems to have been written from the perspective of utopianism in urban design, with Walt as a kind of Bizarro-world Jane Jacobs. This is a subject that's always fascinated me -- the idea of a top-to-bottom Disney-mediated utopian community. There was a generation of Americna entrepreneurs who dreamed of these things -- Ford reportedly built planned communities in Brazil called "Fordlandia" where he subjected his rubber-plantation workers to his utopian vision (which included the banning of the local booze in favor of Tom Collinses, which were inherently Utopian in Ford's eyes).




"Mannheim does a remarkable job in detailing the Disney's revolutionary urban planning contributions that shape most of the modern world."

Edward J. Blakely, Dean, Milano Graduate School of Management and Urban Policy, New School University, New York, USA


"The book is the first to reveal Walt Disney's deep personal concern for the urban "crisis" of the time..."

Gerald Gast, Associate Professor, Portland Urban Architecture Program, The University of Oregon







Link [Boing Boing]


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The PETA people are sure to get their panties in a bunch over this one: fur coats from Elmo pelts, and wall-mounted game trophies of the googly-eyed one's decapitated head. Elmo say, "owie." But don't throw blood at your monitor -- it's only the work of artist Kelly Heaton, who purchased 64 previously-owned Tickle Me Elmo dolls on eBay.


Link to photo series, Link to eBay art auction (Thanks, Tim)
[Boing Boing]

Cramer disses Disney's MovieBeam


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James Cramer's rant on Disney's new VOD venture, Operation MovieBeam:



No more devices. Sorry, I don't want still one more device attached to my television set. And I certainly don't want to pay for it. Yet, there goes Disney (DIS:NYSE) , offering Operation MovieBeam, under which you can add a device to your television that costs you money every day so you won't have to pay late fees at Blockbuster. Huh? Who thinks about this stuff? Who creates it? And at what point do companies stop dreaming about the wonders of video on demand? (...)


My prediction: There's a $100 million write-off headed Disney's way. This venture reminds me so much of those Disney ventures I was involved during the dot-com period. Everything they touched turned to stone. They had no feel for the marketplace or for what consumers wanted. It's just amazing how bad they are.

Link [Boing Boing]

Saturday, September 27, 2003

BeardCon comes to the US


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The World Beard and Moustache Championships are coming to Carson City, Nevada on Nov 1 -- this'll be the first BeardCon on US soil in over a decade! Maybe the first EVAR!



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(via Geisha Asobi)




[Boing Boing]

Haunted Mansion book really doesn't suck!


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Comment: yet another disney-ride movie---

Earlier this month, I predicted that a new book called The Haunted Mansion: From the Magic Kingdom to the Movies would suck -- it was packaged for 9-12 year-olds, and I thought it would likely be a brochure disguised as a book, targetted at kids.


I was so wrong. This is a really loving, thorough, adult history of the Haunted Mansion, an appredciation by someone who is clearly a dedicated fan of the ride and who has spent an enviable amount of time talking to some of the principals involved and digging through the Disney archives (the archival material reproduced in the book is stunning, and includes a lot of stuff that I've never seen in a lifetime of Mansion fandom). I'm enjoying the hell out of it. I take it all back. This does not suck.



Link [Boing Boing]

Wednesday, September 24, 2003

Neal Stephenson launches a Wiki to explain his new novel


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Inpsired by Quicksilver, his giant doorstop of a new novel, Neal Stephenson has put up a wiki where his readers can collaboratively annotate the ideas in the book:




My own view of the Metaweb is pretty straightforward: I don't think that the Internet, as it currently exists, does a very good job of explaining things to people. It is great for selling stuff, distributing news and dirty pictures, and a few other things. But when you need to get a good explanation of something, whether it is a scientific principle, a bit of gardening advice, or how to change a tire, you have to sift through a vast number of pages to find the one that gives you the explanation that is right for you. Generally this is not a problem with the explanations themselves. On the contrary, it seems as though a lot of people like to explain things on the Internet, and some of them are quite good at it. The problem lies in how these explanations are organized.


We have been looking for a way to get an explanation system seeded for a long time, and it occurred to us that a set of annotations to my book might be one way to get it started. At first, the explanations here will be strongly tied to characters and situations in QUICKSILVER and so may be of only limited interest to those who have not read the book. However, with a few clicks we might move on to more general explanations. For example, Robert Hooke and Robert Boyle appear as characters in QUICKSILVER, and so early on we might see annotations concerning specific things that they are shown doing in the book. But later these might link to explanations of Boyle's Law. Such an explanation need not refer to QUICKSILVER in any way, and so it could be useful to, say, a high school student who has never heard of me or my book but who needs to understand Boyle's Law and why it is important.



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(Thanks, Jeremy!) [Boing Boing]

Michael Moore's comprehensive response to criticisms of Bowling for Columbine


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Michael Moore has written a thorough response to the critics of his disheaterning, enraging film about American life, Bowling for Columbine, called "How to Deal with the Lies and the Lying Liars When They Lie about 'Bowling for Columbine.'" He promises to keep this page updated with responses to all his attackers, so, "if you hear something about me that doesn't sound quite right, check in here."




When you see me going in to the bank and walking out with my new gun in "Bowling for Columbine" #8211 that is exactly as it happened. Nothing was done out of the ordinary other than to phone ahead and ask permission to let me bring a camera in to film me opening up my account. I walked into that bank in northern Michigan for the first time ever on that day in June 2001, and, with cameras rolling, gave the bank teller $1,000 #8211 and opened up a 20-year CD account. After you see me filling out the required federal forms ("How do you spell Caucasian?") #8211 which I am filling out here for the first time #8211 the bank manager faxed it to the bank's main office for them to do the background check. The bank is a licensed federal arms dealer and thus can have guns on the premises and do the instant background checks (the ATF's Federal Firearms database—which includes all federally approved gun dealers—lists North Country Bank with Federal Firearms License #4-38-153-01-5C-39922).


Within 10 minutes, the "OK" came through from the firearms background check agency and, 5 minutes later, just as you see it in the film, they handed me a Weatherby Mark V Magnum rifle (If you'd like to see the outtakes, click here).


And it is that very gun that I still own to this day. I have decided the best thing to do with this gun is to melt it down into a bust of John Ashcroft and auction it off on E-Bay (more details on that later). All the proceeds will go to The Brady Campaign To Prevent Gun Violence to fight all these lying gun nuts who have attacked my film and make it possible on a daily basis for America's gun epidemic to rage on.



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(via K5) [Boing Boing]

Early review of Haunted Mansion movie


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Ain't-it-Cool News has an early review of the Haunted Mansion movie:




The bad thing about this film is that it never really wants to scare you too much. When you are a kid and you go on The Haunted Mansion for the first time it scares the shit outta you! Waiting in line, standing in that sinking elevator, checking for exits, your heart beating fast, hands sweaty-I wanted that feeling when I saw this movie! Sure you get a few jumps, a few scary looking skeletons but that is pretty much it...


The music was great, assuming we heard the soundtrack that will be in the finished film. The FX although some unfinished were tight. Rick Baker's make up was sweet as always. And the cinematogaphy was great too. Interesting lighting, clean shots, taking great advantage of 2:35.



Link [Boing Boing]



Stefan sez, "Oh, wow: 'Her!' is a delightfully nasty, minimalist web comic about a little girl, a pig, and various walk-ons."



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(Thanks, Stefan!)




[Boing Boing]

Friday, September 19, 2003

A Festival for the Rest of Us


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Comment: As Dougie says: bad scifi is better'n no scifi---

Sci-fi and fantasy films, and their horrible little brother, the slasher film, have never been accorded lofty status in American pop culture. Now along comes Mania Fest, which hopes to rectify the situation. By Jason Silverman. [Wired News]

Two new Haunted Mansion books out


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Comment: If you're looking for the perfect Ms Ishida prezzie---

Disney has shipped two books in honor of the upcoming Haunted Mansion movie (which will not, can not suck, even though Eddie Murphy is in it). The first is Build Your Own Haunted Mansion, a punch-out book with plastic nuts and bolts bundled in so that you can assemble your own scale Haunted Mansion (yes, I am busting a nut, thank you very much); and the second is The Haunted Mansion: From the Magic Kingdom to the Movies, a book for ages 9-12 that probably will suck, but I am getting a copy anyway. [Boing Boing]

Thursday, September 18, 2003

Feathered Back Hair Site


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The Farrah. The Bertinelli. The Machio. They're all here, on a sort of online shrine to 70's and 80's feathered hairstyles. Flattery or mockery? Who cares, this site rules. Link (Thanks, Ken!) [Boing Boing]

Wednesday, September 17, 2003

George Washington


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"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

George Washington


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"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

Woody Allen


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"Eighty percent of success is showing up." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

We Had a Bad Hair Decade


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FeatheredBack.Com is devoted to the unisex '80s hairstyle that is illegal today in many parts of the world: "Basically, the style is everything you don't want to happen to your hair today." (09-14) [Cruel Site of the Day]

Another Bush Tall Tale


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Comment: arggggggh---

"Mostly, we've been watching the president's rhetoric spring leaks in Iraq and Afghanistan.



So perhaps we haven't paid enough attention to how many holes have popped open in his domestic socks. Joblessness that was supposed to be stanched by the Bush tax cuts. Urban food kitchens overwhelmed by the demand from people who are working but underemployed and end up out of money three weeks into the month. A domestic Peace Corps program (AmeriCorps) that is praised publicly by the president as admirable volunteerism but is being starved of money by the White House and congressional Republicans. But, still, you wouldn't think he would stiff children and their schooling. That's maybe the most disappointing thing this president has done here at home."







Looks like the "No Child Left Behind/'accountability is the true foundation of education reform'/Texas education miracle" is just another Texas tall tale. [metafilter.com]

The Revolution Will Be Televised


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Comment: who will watch commercials---

What happens when digital video recorders give viewers control of the TV schedule, the content and the ads? The whole world is watching. By Frank Rose from Wired magazine. [Wired News]

Reading in Berkeley, Oct 9


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Comment: see y'all there---

I'll be reading from my short story collection and signing books on October 9th, at the Other Change of Hobbit Bookstore in Berkeley from 6-8PM. Hope to see you there!



Link [Boing Boing]

Franken's Supply-Side Jesus


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Comment: what the lying liars enable---



One of the funniest bits in Al Franken's brilliant and scathing Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right is the comic-strip "Supply-Side Jesus." Now the strip's online -- enjoy!



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[Boing Boing]

Tuesday, September 16, 2003

Parodies of new Apple iPod billboard ads


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Comment: Ican take an Ijoke---

Tons of wacky spoofs on the latest iPod ad campaign, courtesy of somethingawful.com.
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[Boing Boing]

Freewayblog on Halliburton's War Bonanza


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Comment: maybe its a little about the oil---

The Scarlet Pimpernel sends this example of Los Angeles freewayblogging:



It's about 10'X10' and reads "Dear America,
Thanks for all the money, sorry about your kids. -- Halliburton Oil" on one
side and "Nobody Died when Clinton Lied" on the other. Somebody's
opened a website dedicated to this mysterious group, and I'm thinking of
doing the same. In the meantime, check out Nobody Died.




From Smart Money:




Halliburton Corp.'s (HAL) U.S. government contracts to restore Iraqi oil production and provide support services to troops will cost taxpayers an estimated $2 billion and are expected to rise, Army spokesmen said.



An Army Corps of Engineers contract to rehabilitate the country's oil fields, controversial because it wasn't competitively bid, now is valued at $948 million, more than $200 million above the level projected last month. One particularly expensive item: importing fuel to the oil-rich country, at a cost of as much as $6 million a day.



Meanwhile, ex-Halliburton chief Dick Cheney continues to receive deferred compensation payments from Halliburton.




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[Boing Boing]

Translate gangsta to pirate


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Nice Gangsta-Pirate translation table:

























GangstahPirate
fo'tiesbottles o' rum
bling blingbooty
Yo!Avast!
HomeyMatey
Bee-atchScurvey dog


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(via Making Light) [Boing Boing]

Saturday, September 13, 2003

WWdN: May Peace Prevail On Earth

WWdN: May Peace Prevail On Earth

Computer Hacker Ordered to Live with Parents (Reuters)


Posted by MacDood
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Comment: and who says you can't go home again---

Reuters - A 22-year-old California man charged
with hacking into the New York Times computer network was
allowed to remain free on Friday on bail terms requiring him to
live with his parents and restricting his computer use to such
things as e-mail and job searches. [Yahoo! News - Technology]

Sex Sites Sick of Getting Screwed


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Comment: bummrt huh!---

Online pornographers say a hacker tried to extort money from them by threatening to cripple their websites. Now police in Israel have arrested a suspect, and the pornmeisters cry 'Throw away the key!' By Noah Schachtman. [Wired News]

Tommy Chong Sentenced to 9 Months + Fine


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Comment: not funny, just read it---

Tommy Chong, actor and comedian of "Cheech and Chong" fame, was sentenced today to serve nine months in federal prison after pleading guilty to drug paraphernalia trafficking. [Kuro5hin.org]

Federal Marriage Amendment


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Comment: ergg arrgg---

The Federal Marriage Amendment is a resolution to amend the Constitution of the United States to specifically state that marriage is only to be recognized as a union between a man and a woman. [Kuro5hin.org]

Top 10 outsider videos of all time


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Comment: Marin gets such a bad rap---

Hilarious list of the ten most awesomely bad videos of all time, according to Vice Magazine. Picks include the Orson Welles commercial for Paul Masson, some Anna Nicole Smith Outtakes (there are outtakes?), and What I Really Want -- described thusly:







[A] way-too-short informative clip (you want it to go on for days) features a typical Marin County self-help group talking about actualizing your dreams. The story goes that, halfway into filming, the leader of this bizarre yuppie cult decided “everything has to be destroyed – RIGHT NOW!” The filmmakers managed to salvage this 15 minutes before the rest was lost forever.
HIGHLIGHT: A man rests on his knees and, after being encouraged to say what he feels no matter how much it hurts, bursts into sobs and screams, “I want to touch people. I want people to TOUCH ME!!!!”





Link, (Thanks, ESC) [Boing Boing]

Me in Wired on casemodding


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My piece on casemodding from this month's Wired magazine is online:



MODDER: Rainer Wingender

Manager, BITS-Consulting

Siegenburg, Germany


SPECS: left side: 1.8-GHz AMD XP Thoroughbred 2200, 512 Mbytes RAM, Nvidia GeForce4 graphics card, 110-Gbyte hard disk, DVD-ROM; right side: 450-MHz AMD K6-2, 256 Mbytes RAM, 44xCD, CD-RW, 40-Gbyte hard disk.


COST: $1,000 in cooling plates, exhaust, intakes, and gauges; $2,000 in computer components


TIME: 250 hours over three months


INSPIRATION: "A 1971 Ford Mustang I owned when I was 18. If you've ever driven a V-8, you know the feeling."


CHALLENGE: "Designing good-looking feet. Early tries seemed too small, but when I added the punched bars, it balanced just right visually."



Link [Boing Boing]

"Floatation phone" blocks outside world


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Comment: if you didn't know, what would you think it is?---

BBC story about a gizmo that cuts out external sensory stimulation so you can make a phone call. Involves getting into a warm pool and sticking your head in a lightproof bubble. Link (via Smart Mobs)
[Boing Boing]

Future sarcastic rayguns and robots of exceeding loveliness


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Comment: yeah and beaming, where's beaming---



Greg Brotherton is a sculptor who recycles retro-futuristic vaccuum cleaners and other industrial detritus into breathtakingly cool, highly polished rayguns and robots.


I call this look "future sarcastic," and it's just about my favorite aesthetic. It says: "Well, it's the twenty-first century, where the fuck is my jetpack?"



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[Boing Boing]

Monday, September 8, 2003

'50s commercial animation art gallery


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Comment: More nostalgia for you old farts---

Extremely cool online gallery of '50s and '60 commercial art and photography. Link, Discuss (via J-Walk).

[Boing Boing]

My short story collection is out!


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Comment: More work from the author of Down and out in the Magic Kingdom--Free too---



My first short story collection, "A Place So Foreign and Eight More," is out! It should start appearing on store shelves this week. As with Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, I've made a bunch of the stories in the collection available online for free, under the terms of a Creative Commons license.


I'm trying some different stuff this time around. For starters, I'm only making one format available: ASCII text, wrapped to 80 columns. If you want another format, you're invited to do the conversion yourself and post a link to a downloadable version on the page for the story in question.


Short stories are naturals for electronic distribution. For starters, they're short. Durr. More important is that they're ephemeral. Short fiction is the cutting edge of the field, but the stories themselves usually vanish along with the current ish of the magazines in which they appear. That's depressing as hell, but it's also infopocalypic. I learned a lot of my form by reading and dissecting stories, and by writing them, iterating through different experiments quickly. Those stories are gone -- might as well be gone forever.


Electronic editions mean that the stories will be in print forever -- or for as long as there's an Internet. I'm really glad to have the collection on the stands and the stories on the Web. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. (Oh, and don't miss Bruce Sterling's intro, it's killer).



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[Boing Boing]

Eye candy or eye drugs?


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Comment: the eyes have it, seeing IS believing right?---

Optical illusions for endless hours of zoned-out, timewasting pleasure. Included in this online gallery of tasty visual teases, "Rotating Snakes." Click thumbnail at left for full-size image and full, freaky visual impact. The static, "coiled" shapes appear to writhe on-screen. Link, Discuss (Thanks, KK!)
[Boing Boing]

List of links to wireless art projects


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Comment: maybe there's a web site about Ipod art---

Bev points us to this incomplete but interesting list of websites about art projects that involve cellular phones or mobile internet devices. Some of the projects are new, some are old, but the link-list is good for countless hours of amused browsing. Link, Discuss [Boing Boing]

Saturday, September 6, 2003

For Whose Own Good?


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Comment: Ignore the sensationalism, just read the commentary---

Two 5-year-old boys who had been locked inside small roach infested cages for 4 months were discovered by authorities this week in Arizona. Their makeshift cage consisted of cribs wired together and sealed with plastic crates. The boys slept on a dirty mattress spattered with urine and feces and were fed through a small hole in the cage. The boys wore filthy pajamas and were covered in bedsores. Their parents confined the toddlers for 20 hours out of every day. Neither of the boys were toilet trained and they did not know how to speak. Their mother explained to police that the boys were placed in cages for their own protection. [Kuro5hin.org]

Ecstasy Study Botched, Retracted


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Comment: Whrn good researchers go bad---

A controversial study showing that ecstacy causes brain damage turns out to be based on faulty research. The primates in the study were given methamphetamine, not ecstacy. By Kristen Philipkoski. [Wired News]

Microsoft to Asia: No Fair!


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Comment: Pity the poor giant turning East...---

The software giant bemoans a plan by Japan, China and South Korea to develop an inexpensive, trustworthy open-source operating system, saying it may stifle competition. [Wired News]

Koppel rips on PATRIOT


Posted by MacDood
Ted Koppel went gloriously mad on air last week, tearing apart the dread USA PATRIOT Act. Lisa Rein has the video and the transcript.




The men who drafted our constitution, who framed our civil rights and protected our various freedoms under the law would, I suspect, retch at some of the bone headed, self-serving, misinterpretations of their intentions that they so often use these days to undermine the very freedoms they pretend to safeguard. The miracle of American Law is not that it protects popular speech, or the privacy of the powerful, or the homes of the privileged, but rather, that the least among us, those with the fewest defenses thoses suspected of the worst crimes -- the most despised in our midst, are presumed innocent until proven guilty.


That remains as revolutionary a concept now as it was in the 1780s. It makes protecting the country against terrorism excruciatingly difficult, but we cannot arbitrarily suspend the rights of one catagory of suspects without endangering all the others.



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(Thanks, Lisa!) [Boing Boing]

Erupting Volcano QTVR panoramas


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Comment: I remeember seeing the first QTVR at an Apple Dev convention, cool teck---


From BoingBoing pal Peter Murphy, Australian photographer and QTVR enthusiast:


Hi Xeni -- pretty remarkable, these panoramas of a volcano in eruption by a French guy, here. And new on my blog lately a panorama of an art installation, in a log cabin, a real log cabin, a couple on a bed surrounded by taxidermy."

Discuss [Boing Boing]

Big Thunder Mountain at Disneyland derails, injures 11


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The Big Thunder Mountain Runaway Train Ride (not a roller-coaster in Disneyspeak, but a "runaway train ride") at Disneyland derailed today, injuring 11 people, including one critical injury. Any Disney insiders want to comment on this? Most of the Disney attraction injuries I've read about are candidates for the Darwin Award, but this seems like a catastrophic prevantative maintenance failure, no?



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(at least twenty of you suggested this, but Thomas was first!) [Boing Boing]

Friday, September 5, 2003

Will San Francisco's next mayor be a human or a replicant?


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Comment: I've always had my suspicions...---

The Wave magazine took the replicant-or-human test from PK Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" (the basis for the film Blade Runner) and administered it to San Francisco's mayoral candidates. The results are highly amusing:




SUBJECT 4: TOM AMMIANO


It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Tom Ammiano: I'd look for money.


TW: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
TA: I'd think this was Blade Runner. That's my reaction.


TW: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

TA: Call 911.


TW: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Tom?

TA: That's interesting. I don't know. I'm a republican?


TW: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

TA: Tenderness. Yelling.



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(Thanks, JeremyT) [Boing Boing]

Will San Francisco's next mayor be a human or a replicant?


Posted by MacDood
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Comment: I've always had my suspicions...---

The Wave magazine took the replicant-or-human test from PK Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" (the basis for the film Blade Runner) and administered it to San Francisco's mayoral candidates. The results are highly amusing:




SUBJECT 4: TOM AMMIANO


It's your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?

Tom Ammiano: I'd look for money.


TW: You've got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
TA: I'd think this was Blade Runner. That's my reaction.


TW: You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm.

TA: Call 911.


TW: You're in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, Tom, it's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back, Tom. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't, not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Tom?

TA: That's interesting. I don't know. I'm a republican?


TW: Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind. About your mother.

TA: Tenderness. Yelling.



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(Thanks, JeremyT) [Boing Boing]

Tuesday, September 2, 2003

Ain't It Cool News - View Article

Ain't It Cool News - View Article agggghhhh Mcauley Culkin as Hannibal L.

Bruce Lee


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Comment: you better listen to Bruce, aaiiiiieeee---

"To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]

Monday, September 1, 2003

Wacky. Face. Flash. Another. Thingy.


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Comment: Yet another reason for the web---

Another Wacky Face Generator Flash Thingy Look! It's wacky! It has Hitler, and George W. Bush! And you can make their faces wackier! Wheee. [metafilter.com]

New Bible 'Revolves' Around Teen Girls


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Comment: Yet Another Comic Book...JESUS!? This is better than superpope from a few years ago---

This review from ABC News, covers a new version of the New Testament - designed to look like a fashion magazine, and marketed towards teen girls. [more inside] [metafilter.com]

Jeepers Creepers 2' Leads Holiday Box Office (Reuters)


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Comment: yet another teenager killing film monster, only this one also eats them yumm---

Reuters - The North American summer
moviegoing season officially closed on a scary note on Monday
as the horror sequel "Jeepers Creepers 2" scored a record
opening for the U.S. Labor Day holiday weekend. [Yahoo! News - Entertainment]

Nirmal Hriday


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Comment: We are a prison nation---

Sick on the Inside. Published in Harper's August 2003 issue but not online, the full text of Wil S. Hylton's exposure of the medical conditions in United States prisons has been put on the web by the Wrongful Death Institute with the author's permission. The gravity of the situation for more than 2 million people behind bars can hardly be exaggerated.

"We have almost 30 percent of our prison population in Texas infected with hepatitis. That’s not so different from the numbers you see in the Dark Ages with the plague."

...

"[Correctional Medical Services] is an HMO with a captive audience," says David Santacroce, the professor who is spearheading the Michigan lawsuit. "The fewer patients they treat, the more money they make."

[more inside] [metafilter.com]

Car That Can Park Itself Put on Sale by Toyota (Reuters)


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Comment: I think there are thousands of people for whom the government should buy this for!---

Reuters - A car that can park itself without the
driver having to touch the steering wheel, said by maker Toyota
Motor Corp. to be a world first, went on sale in Japan on
Monday. [Yahoo! News - Technology]

Live from Burningman


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Comment: the new pagans---

I'm sitting inside a trailer that belongs to an incredibly generous, satellite-dish-toting friend named Wayne -- on the playa in Black Rock City, at Burning Man. It's 2:30AM. Most of the event has passed, but performance-explosions are going off all over the place, brightly illuminated art-cars are floating by in the sand, and people with el-wire woven into their hair and clothes are milling around in the middle of the night. The sky above is astonishingly clear. I can see the milky way. The Man has burned, as has the Temple of Honor, as has tons of propane, trash, wood, and just about everything else flammable you might imagine. I'm sleep-deprived, grimy, and covered in white alkaline dust. This was my first time out here, and while it's been a terrific adventure, I'm seriously looking forward to home and running water. Here's one snapshot of an art-car; at left is a snapshot of the man just before the Burn. A few more of the photos I took out here will run with a forthcoming story in Wired News within the next couple of days. Oh, Burningman Bingo? It was dead-on. I crossed off everything but the tofu pup wrapper and the deodorant rock. Discuss [Boing Boing]

NYT homage to Jack Kirby


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Comment: Itsa comic book worlde after all---

The New York Times wrote a nice tribute to the late Jack "King" Kirby, the world's greatest comic book writer/artist.




There are elements of the "Star Wars" mythology in "Matrix." But the idea of a hero turning out to be the offspring of the most inconceivable evil, an immensely grim force that dominates out of pride, did not begin with George Lucas. In 1971 Kirby left Marvel after disagreements over rights to characters he had helped bring to life. After going to DC Comics, the home of Superman and Batman, Kirby hammered together a new vision: an expanse of planets and the gods that controlled them called the New Universe, which unfolded in the "New Gods," "Forever People" and "Mister Miracle" comics.



With the malevolent overlord, Darkseid — who turns out to be the father of Orion, a damaged warrior-hero who has to battle a barely sublimated streak of cruelty — Mr. Lucas's "Star Wars" archvillain, Darth Vader, can clearly be glimpsed.

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Introduction to the Cthulhu Mythos


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Comment: the Cthulu stories have been genuinely creepy sinvce I was knee high to Stephen King, great stuff---

The Cthulhu Mythos is a branch of horror fictions which has stood the test of time. Begun more than 80 years ago, it's not quite a shared background, not quite a genre of it's own, not quite a series of homages and inside jokes by the writers who created it, but it has elements of all of these (along with some damn fine story-telling). It has inspired some hoaxes and conspiracies, some terrible movies, and even a few popular video games. [Kuro5hin.org]