Toy plastic shield bears Gorey-esque warning from the future: "
Jamin sez, 'This is the safety message stamped on a plastic shield we bought at Target.
I have to admit that I'm a little freaked out by it. It appears to be a warning FROM THE FUTURE!
It reads in part, 'The simulated protective device was not safety device and offered no protection.'
It's also sort of reminiscent of an Edward Gorey caption.'
(Via Boing Boing.)