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April 11, 2007
Microsoft Celebrates Sale of 100th Zune.

Just days after Apple’s announcement that it had sold 100 million iPods, Microsoft’s Zune celebrated a milestone of its own.
According to a press release issued by the company today, its 100th Zune was sold to 13-year-old Dieter Ebersbacher in Shreveport, Illinois, and is a sign of its success in the marketplace.
‘The sale of the 100th Zune is a sign that it has captured a secure foothold in the market and it totally doesn’t suck,’ said Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.
Asked to explain the discrepancy between this and its previously announced sales figures, Ballmer said ‘Well, when you take out the units we’ve just stuffed into the channel and then you take out the units that have gone to reviewers… and the units we’ve just outright given away… you’re left with… uh… a hundred. Now. Like, just now.
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