Bomb squad detonates suspicious turnip

Bomb squad detonates suspicious turnip: " The Fort Wayne Police Department bomb squad sent a robot to retrieve a cardboard box in the parking lot of a law office. They blew the box up, and found a turnip inside.

But the turnip doesn't look like it was hurt too badly, and I'm afraid it might rise up and attack us again. Please report any suspicious turnips to Homeland Security. Link (Thanks, zauberkuh!)

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(Via Boing Boing.)