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Tuesday, August 31, 2004
Monday, August 30, 2004
Election-related Daily Show clips
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow:
Lisa Rein has posted a bunch of election-time Daily Show clips -- the fourth one listed, on the GOP hacks who are trying to get Nader on the ballot to split the left-wing vote, is fantastic:
The Shrub Killing Time On A TV Fishing Show
An Interview With Maureen Dowd
Robert Novak Being a "Douchebag For Freedom" (Again)And a really important report from Ed Helms about the organization making calls on behalf of Ralph Nader in order to re-elect George Bush. (CSE)
Saturday, August 28, 2004
The problem with M. Night Shyamalan
Posted by MacDood
Since his breakthrough film 'The Sixth Sense', director M. Night Shyamalan has made three more films culminating in the recently released 'The Village'. This is a look at what keeps the director from greatness via a discussion of the twists and plot devices he has become known for. Be warned, in discussing them, I pretty much give away every twist he's ever done. **SPOILERS ABOUND** [Kuro5hin.org]
Phone exec: "People don't want open Internet access"
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow:
The COO of 3, a European 3G wireless company, has uttered one of the stupidest things ever said by a phone company executive (there's a field with some stiff competition!). In justifying his company's decision to censor the Internet services delivered over its wireless link (they're only allowing customers to access certain, selected services, rather than providing a fast wireless pipe that customers can use as they see fit), this loonytune has this to say:
'People don't want open access, that's not what our customers tell us they want,' he said. 'Anyone in their right mind who tries to do anything on the Internet with a screen that size has to be nuts.'
(via Engadget) [Boing Boing]
Friday, August 27, 2004
Thursday, August 26, 2004
Will Rogers
Posted by MacDood
"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
Henry Miller
Posted by MacDood
"Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another's way of life - so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. Hands off!" [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
This Land is Your Land is actually in the public domain
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow:
JibJab's hilarious election-year parody of Woody Guthrie's "This Land is Your Land" has been spared from death-by-litigation thanks to the efforts of my cow-orkers at EFF and the Internet's outraged musicologists. It turns out that Woody Guthrie's initial publication of This Land is eleven years earlier than previously thought, which means that the copyright renewal filed by Ludlow, the carpetbaggers who bought his estate's publishing rights, was eleven years too late.
That's right: as my cow-orker Fred "Total Grokster Victory" von Lohmann notes, "So Guthrie's original joins the Star-Spangled Banner, Amazing Grace, and Beethoven's Symphonies in the public domain. Come to think of it, now that 'This Land is Your Land' is in the public domain, can we make it our national anthem? That would be the most fitting ending of all."
The most delicious aspect of this is that Ludlow could have gone on treating Guthrie's song as a copyrighted work, collecting licensing fees from anyone who was not making a fair use of the song -- say, someone making a [puke] car commercial -- had they not decided to pull a Lord Vader on JibJab, the poor, abused parodists. Reminds me of when Sony sued an Aussie dictionary for defining "walkman" as a generic personal stereo, which resulted in the court finding that the dictionary was correct, Sony was wrong, and walkman is generic. If they'd just kept their lawyers in their pants, they'd still be sitting pretty.
(Thanks, Donna and Chris!) [Boing Boing]
I have three thoughts on Dean Koontz:...
Posted by MacDood
I have three thoughts on Dean Koontz:
The first is the memory of the gag on The Family Guy. A van runs over a man walking along the side of the road. The driver sticks his head out and yells, "Oh my God! I'm so sorry! Are you Stephen King?" "No!" the man yells back. "I'm Dean Koontz." The driver backs up over him again.
The second is my memory of reading one of his books while working retail. I was allowed to read on the job, but only the books that the store sold. It was just a rack of mass market paperbacks, whatever the bestsellers were that week, so I picked up a Dean Koontz. I don't remember the title, but the plot hinged on a supersmart dog that communicated through Scrabble letters. I'm not even kidding.
The third is my fear of his hair. See picture one. Then see picture two. Try to tell me you're not terrified.
I guess I could have other thoughts by reading this interview. But I'd really rather not.
[blog]Sunday, August 22, 2004
Let There Be Light
Posted by MacDood
Let there be light - Canadian researchers have devised a new polymer material by manipulating buckyballs (carbon atoms that look like soccer balls). The technology could be used to create optical (light based) switches to replace electronic network switches. It could lead to an Internet based entirely on light. [metafilter.com]
Lying Swift Boat Veterans for Bush
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow:
The Swift Boat Veterans for Truth is a gang of liars who ran a thoroughly debunked TV ad in which they lied about serving with John Kerry in Vietnam and lied about his service record. Then the Bush campaign disavowed any connection to the Lying Swift Boat Veterans for Truth.
It was lying.
This New York Times infografic traces the financial connections between the organization and the Bush administration's staff, financiers, and cronies.
It also delves into the Lying Veterans' own on-the-record statements, like George "John Kerry has not been honest about what happened in Vietnam" Elliot's 1996 statement that "The fact that he chased an armed enemy down is not something to be looked down upon, it was an act of courage. And the whole outfit served with honor."
(Thanks, bomark!) [Boing Boing]
Imagineering's decline and fall
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow: A new columnist at SaveDisney.com (a site backed by ousted Disney Board members including Roy Disney, Walt's nephew) is chronicling the decline and fall of Imagineering, attempting to answer the question, "How is it possible that the same people who created EPCOT Center, Splash Mountain, Indiana Jones Adventure and Tokyo Disney Seas, also created Disney's California Adventure, Walt Disney Studios Paris, DinoRama, and Journey into YOUR Imagination?"
Paul Pressler had convinced everyone on the Parks & Resorts team that Disney's California Adventure would be an unparalleled success. In the days leading up to the opening of California Adventure, the Director of Attractions at Disneyland, Paul Yeargin, openly discussed his concerns that Disney's California Adventure would fill to capacity every day. He thought the resort's biggest problem would be disappointed guests, who, after traveling a great distance to see California Adventure would have to settle for Disneyland instead. Yeargin and other Disneyland executives made decisions based on this premise. Including a now infamous decision by Disneyland Resort President, Cynthia Harriss, to restrict Annual Passholders from using their passes at Disney's California Adventure for the first few months after opening. This decision only served to anger the already disgruntled 400,000 passholders who provide a significant amount of revenue for the resort. Harriss and Yeargin, like many of the Disneyland executives, had followed Pressler over from the Disney Stores and had no previous theme park experience.
Then in February 2001, the world saw what had been festering behind closed doors at WDI for the past several years. Disney's California Adventure opening in the old Disneyland parking lot. It was a mix of off-the-shelf carnival rides and film-based attractions. When Walt's close friend and long-time Imagineer, John Hench, saw the park for the first time he said, "I liked it better as a parking lot." WDI would try to fix California Adventure any way they could. They threw attractions at it left and right...Who Wants to be A Millionaire, a bug's land, The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror, even the Main Street Electrical Parade would come out of moth balls. None of it worked, of course.
(via The Disney Blog) [Boing Boing]
Battening down Disney World for Charley
Posted by MacDood
Cory Doctorow:
Caines sez, "A guest at Walt Disney World on 8/13 and 8/14 snapped these shots of the MAgic Kingdom being prepared for Hurricane Charley. Signs being secured and kiosks being tethered. He was staying at the All-Star Sports Resort and his pics of some of the characters that were sent, guests swimming, and shots of the rain/wind from his hotel window. The last of the shots are trees and signs blown away."
(Thanks, Caines!)
Friday, August 20, 2004
"I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." [Motivational Quotes of the Day]
Charter Schools and Testing Collide
Posted by MacDood
The education policy of the Bush administration is founded on two pillars: standardized testing and charter schools. However, as reported in this New York Times article (see also the audio archive at NPR or nonsubscription coverage at the Boston Globe) , the US Department of Education's own testing data show that nationwide, charter schools are, in aggregate, lagging their public counterparts. [Kuro5hin.org]
Monkey portrait photography
Posted by MacDood
Xeni Jardin: BoingBoing reader Darren says:
"Jill Greenberg is an accomplished celebrity photographer. Recently, though, she's turned her attention to another biped: monkeys. She discovered her affection for monkey portraits on a commercial, and started renting various species of trained primates and taking their photos as if they were A-list celebrities. The portraits express an amazing range of emotion, and are way more interesting that your average celebrity pic."
Link to Jill's website, with photos of monkeys, apes, and other non-human primates. You may also recall that totally gorgeous cover she shot for Wired Magazine's September, 2003 issue (The New Diamond Age): Link. LA-dwellers: the monkey images and other new works will be on exhibit starting October 23 at Paul Kopeikin Gallery on Wilshire. [Boing Boing]
For the librarians: " I love you,...
Posted by MacDood
For the librarians: "I love you, Madame Librarian" by Kurt Vonnegut.
[blog]Wednesday, August 18, 2004
Spacesuit Fetish photos
Posted by MacDood
Had to go browse this..
See what happens when all of my co-editors go on vacation? There goes the bloggerhood. Here, I present to you obsessively-organized and allegedly arousing fetish galleries of girls wearing spacesuits.Link. From the same geek wacko perverts people who brought you two equally tittilating galleries of scuba fetish photos and deep-sea diving fetish photos, here.
(Thanks, oscar) [Boing Boing]
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
New Stingray
Posted by MacDood
My original stingray was purple, it was stolen...
Schwinn has re-issued its original Sting-Ray street bike. The 2004 models are available with the classic banana seat frame or in a new chopped Harley-esque low-rider design. Too bad they don't offer a sissy bar option, probably a safety decision to avoid encouraging Evil Knievel-style wheelies. Link (Thanks, C-Lo!) [Boing Boing]
Explosive growth in the market for women's...
Posted by MacDood
Explosive growth in the market for women's fiction, particularly in newer genres like chick lit and women's thrillers, has been drawing readers away from traditional romance novels, those formulaic bodice-rippers stocked with hunky heroes and love-conquers-all endings.
[blog]Monday, August 16, 2004
RoboPod
Posted by MacDood
An iPod cradle in the form of a friendly robot. Link(Thanks, Scott!) [Boing Boing]
Explosive sink and toilet plunger is a gift from the gods
Posted by MacDood
if I only had it last month...
I went to Home Depot over the weekend to buy two dollar's worth of hardware (pins for door hinges) and walked out with over $100 worth of stuff, of course. My prime pruchase was something called a KleerDrain instant drain opener, which combines the fun of explosives with the satisfaction of unclogging a sink.I was a little wary of spending $30 on this gadget, which looks like a cross-between a plunger and a pogo stick. But Home Depot had one of those videos running next to the set-up, which showed clogged sink after clogged sink giving up its precious bolus of greasy hair to the explosive force of a CO2 cartridge unleashing its entire payload at once. Watching the guy on the demo using the device, with its rifle-like kickback and puff of condensed carbon dioxide gas, mesmerized me. The next thing I knew, I was racing home with my new KleerDrain.
I could hardly wait to use it on a slow-draining sink in the bathroom. I duct taped the overflow drain on the sink, and inserted a CO2 cartridge into the Kleer Drain. I screwed on the rubber cone and then pressed it into the drain opening.
WHAM! A shower of gray grime flew out of somewhere and splashed against the walls, mirror and ceiling. I wiped the junk off my face and turned on the faucet. The water whooshed down the drain, ending with a nice sucking sound, like it was wishing there were more water it could dispose of.
I think I'm in love. Time to stock up on more CO2 cartridges. Link [Boing Boing]
Author accuses Shyamalan of plagiarism over "Village," audiences accuse film of sucking
Posted by MacDood
Writer-director M Night Shyamalan (Sixth Sense, Signs) may face legal action over accusations that his latest project, The Village, was plagiarized from a children's book. The source in question: "Running Out of Time" by Margaret Peterson Haddix, published by Simon and Schuster in 1995. While the matter of plagiarism is open to debate, evidently the movie's suck factor is not. Last week, one blogger/culture crit pal was so distressed at the stinker he'd paid two digits to see in a Manhattan theater that he text-messaged me halfway through -- "OMG THIS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER." He was not alone in this assessment. Link (via MeFi, which includes a handy list of other films accused of plagiarism in recent years) [Boing Boing]
Thursday, August 5, 2004
When pet piranha attack
Posted by MacDood
Some idiot abandoned two pet piranha in a Hong Kong fountain and one took a bite out of a boy's finger while he was playing in the water.
The piranha -- which has its origins in warm South American rivers and can devour whole cows when hunting in packs -- is a popular fish in Hong Kong home aquariums and can be bought in Mongkok pet shops for less than HK$100 a pair (7 pounds).
Maybe piranha could help deal with the problem of the renegade alligators in New York City's sewers. Link [Boing Boing]
Mailer and Mailer
Posted by MacDood
New York Metro posted a long conversation between Norman Mailer and his activist son John Buffalo Mailer about anti-Bush protesting at the Republican National Convention and "the uses and abuses of Bush hatred."
JBM I don’t know that we can make it through another four years of Bush.NM Oh, we’ll make it through, although I’m not saying what we’ll be like at the end. By then, Karl Rove may have his twenty years. Just think of the kind of brainwashing we’ve had for the last four. On TV, Bush rinses hundreds of thousands of American brains with every sentence. He speaks only in clichés. You know, I happened to run into Ralph Nader recently in Chicago, and I, like a great many others, was looking to dissuade him from his present course. He’s a very nice man, maybe the nicest man I’ve met in politics---there’s something very decent about Nader, truly convincing in terms of his own probity. So I didn’t feel, "Oh, he’s doing it for ugly motives." Didn’t have that feeling at all in the course of our conversation. Still, I was trying, as I say, to dissuade him, while recognizing that the odds were poor that I’d be successful. At one point, he said, "You know, they’re both for the corporation, Kerry and Bush." And it’s true; both candidates are for the corporation, and I do agree with Nader that ultimately the corporation is the major evil. But in my mind, Bush is the immediate obstacle. He is a collection of disasters for America. What he does to the English language is a species of catastrophe all by itself. Bush learned a long time ago that certain key words, "evil, patriotism, stand-firm, flag, our-fight-against-terrorism," will get half the people in America stirred up. That’s all he works with. Kerry will be better in many ways, no question. All the same, he will go along too much with the corporations who, in my not always modest opinion, are running America. At present, I don’t see how any mainstream politician can do otherwise. Finally, they’re working against forces greater than themselves.
Link (via A Great Notion) [Boing Boing]
The transcript of Michael Chabon's keynote...
Posted by MacDood
The transcript of Michael Chabon's keynote speech at Comic-Con is up at the website.
Children did not abandon comics; comics, in their drive to attain respect and artistic accomplishment, abandoned children. And for a long time we as lovers and partisans of comics were afraid, after so many long years of struggle and hard work and incremental gains, to pick up that old jar of greasy kid stuff again, and risk undoing it all. Comics have always been an arriviste art form, and all upstarts are to some degree ashamed of their beginnings. But frankly, I don’t think that’s what’s going on in comics anymore.
Now, I think, we have simply lost the habit of telling stories to children. And how sad is that?
[blog]Tuesday, August 3, 2004
Stormtroopers on July 4 parade
Posted by MacDood
Inkeeper2097 sez, "My family and I went to a parade on the 4th of July. One of the participants
was the Ohio Garrison of Storm Troopers.
As they were coming down the street I told my 5 yr old to go stand
in the road so I could take his picture with them.
As you can see from the photo, a couple of Storm Troopers got out of
formation to pose for the picture.
My 2 year old was scared to death and ran to Mom. I kept telling my 5
year old not to be scared and to stand still.
The look on my boys face, priceless.
Fun was had by all."
(Thanks, innkeeper2097!)
How cellphones change teenagers
Posted by MacDood
Sociologist Mimi Ito has just published a great paper on the way that mobile phones change teen social interaction on Vodaphone's Receiver magazine:
After young people have converged in physical space, mobile communication does not necessarily end. In contrast to work meetings in which mobile communications are largely excluded, among gatherings of young people, the mobile phone is a social accessory. They might call a friend, inviting them to join them, or getting information about the conversation at hand. When an email message comes into a friend's mobile, it is quite common to ask who it was from and a conversation about that person to ensue. Young people generally reported that they had no reservations about making contact with others via mobile phones when they were with a group of friends, though they might make a brief apology if a one-on-one gathering was interrupted with a voice call.
(via Joi Ito) [Boing Boing]
DOJ: P2P is bad for national security -- new heights of hyperbole and hysteria!
Posted by MacDood
The US Justice Department has decided that file-sharing isn't just a copyright problem, it's also an issue of National Security:
Our economy is so based on intellectual property ideas that, unless we can protect them, we're really looking at a situation where it's going to hurt our ability to survive as a country.
Secondly, so much of what we do now involves computers, whether it be with software or other types of communication lines. Often, intellectual property is a key component to the things we do to protect ourselves as a country.
(Thanks, Alex!) [Boing Boing]
Chicago's Cloud Gate
Posted by MacDood
Cloud Gate is Anish Kapoor's recently unveiled artwork in Chicago's Millennium Park. The surreal sculpture has caused quite a stir and the media are pissing off Kapoor by nicknaming it "The Bean." Former BB guestblogger Jenn Shreve sent along links to architectural writer Lynn Becker's photo essay of The Bean Cloud Gate under construction, an image gallery of the completed work, and a Webcam site. Jenn says:"Cloud Gate combines the blobular, organic shapes that have been so prevalent in recent design with the reflective surfaces common to Gehry's architectural work and turns the idea of sculpture as something to be *looked at* on its ear, transforming the very looking into an experiential, interactive encounter--all within the public sphere. Plus it looks like an alien just layed a mega egg in the middle of the city, which you gotta love."
Link [Boing Boing]
Sunday, August 1, 2004
Horror Channel coming to cable
Posted by MacDood
hopefully as cheesy as the scifi channel can be
The Horror Channel is an all-horror cable network launching next October.
(Thanks, Prof. Griffin!) [Boing Boing]
Ancient hard-drive, guy in bunny suit
Posted by MacDood
On Gizmodo, this stunning image of an ancient, room-sized hard drive being serviced by a guy in a clean-room bunny-suit. The best part is that this thing and a million of its brothers put together probably had a lower capacity than the USB memory built into the pen I lost last month.
Update: Daniel Klein sez, "The picture is of a fixed-head disk, very similar to a Borroughs unit I had the pleasure of disassembling (in 1975) after a catastrophic head crash (I got authorization from Gordon Bell himself to do it). It took me 3 days to whittle it down to nuts and bolts, and the platter weighed 18 pounds. The hub upon which the platter was mounted was phosphor bronze, and weighed an additional 17 pounds. So imagine the inertia of 35 pounds spinning at 3600 RPM. It had electric brakes, because if you just switched off the power, it would spin for a loooong time. There is an (apocryphal) story of movers just hitting the circuit breaker (not the off switch that engaged the brakes), and after waiting the requisite 5 minutes for spindown, loaded the drive into a truck. All the moves and hallways were right angles, of course. Since brakes had not been engaged, it was still spinning at 2000 RPM or so by the time it was loaded. When the truck turned a corner, the drive precessed right out through the side of the truck. It held a few megabytes at most, if I recall correctly (a similar unit was used as a swap disk on the PDP-10, so it would have held 256K or so). "
[Boing Boing]
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