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Jonathan Swift: "'A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.'"
This is the personal web log of Michael A Clasen.
Jonathan Swift: "'A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.'"
Folk Etymology: "Lazing your way to a bigger vocabulary"
(Via Interesting Thing of the Day.)
Government idiocy an international problem: "In a time when the President of the United States can't pronounce the word nuclear, when our public schools do one incredibly stupid thing after another, and our appointed officials can't seem to stay out of hot water for saying something dumb, it's nice to know we in the USA don't have the market on stupidity cornered."
(Via Kuro5hin.org.)
The 8 bits of Christmas: "Xeni Jardin:
Holiday-themed chiptunes from 8bitpeoples: 8 classic carols performed on 8 different videogame consoles and home computers. Link (Thanks, Marc)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Meat-scented air fresheners for your car: "Xeni Jardin:
Link (Thanks, Jonno)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Chewie the Rookie Wookie: "Xeni Jardin:
BB reader Isaac says,
'Remember the days before George Lucas so tightly controlled the Star Wars franchise? The days when there could be a Star Wars Christmas Special on TV? Cleaning out my garage, I found an old 45 RPM record from 1977: The Rebel Force Band, performing 'Chewie the Rookie Wookie' (sort of Motown) and 'May the Force Be With You' (imagine a lounge singer doing a version of 'Sunrise, Sunset' - that's what it sounds like). Of course, nowadays something like this would never get off the ground; it's just not as sophisticated as Ewoks, Jar Jar Binks, or that Jake kid.'
Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Call of Cthulhu silent film nearly done: "Xeni Jardin:
BoingBoing reader Malcolm says,
The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society have nearly finished making a 1920s/30s style black and white silent film of 'The Call of Cthulhu', and they've put a quicktime trailer on their site.
It looks really bizarre: they seem to have done quite a good job of mimicking the visual style of films of the period, particularly the horrifying rituals of the cultists.
(Via Boing Boing.)
Babes in space: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Fun gallery of old science fiction pulp covers featuring babes organized by category: Babes with Blasters, Babes in Bondage, Babes of Myth, Alien Babes, Babes with a Grip, Robobabes, Babes in Charge, Experimental Babes, Babes under Glass. Link (Thanks, Avi!)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
1965 Ski Mask HOWTO: "Xeni Jardin:
If your grannie knits you one of these, run like hell, then call the cops. Excerpts from a 'roll your own ski mask' article from a mid-'60s issue of McCall's Magazine. You know, they have fetish websites for this sort of thing nowadays. Link. The horror. The HORROR. (thanks, Cameron)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
OmniGraffle 3.2b1 - Create diagrams, flow charts,...: "OmniGraffle 3.2b1 - Create diagrams, flow charts, and more."
(Via MacUpdate - Mac OS X.)
2004 Asshole of the Year Awards.: "As 2004 comes to a close, it's time to consider the year's most vile, dimwitted, and disgusting personalities. The nominees are..."
(Via Kuro5hin.org.)
Tom Wolfe's critics have been licking their...: "
Tom Wolfe's critics have been licking their chops even before I Am Charlotte Simmons was released, and the fact that he was given the Bad Sex award by a group of British literary critics undoubtedly filled them with much glee. Jessa pointed out last week that the sex scenes were intentionally bad, and wondered why the judges, who should know better, didn't get that. Tom Wolfe wonders the same thing.
It has often been said that Americans have no sense of irony. Now the American author Tom Wolfe has turned the tables, saying that the British literary judges who awarded him a prize for the year's worst sex in fiction simply did not understand that his description of a first encounter was meant to be ironic.
'There's an old saying - 'You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her sing',' he told Reuters. 'In this case, you can lead an English literary wannabe to irony but you can't make him get it.'
I'm a Wolfe partisan, so feel free to bust out the grains of salt, but I love his response here. And who the hell says that Americans have no sense of irony? Unless that statement was meant to be ironic. Or maybe the judges really are aware that the sex scenes were intentionally bad, so they ironically awarded the Bad Sex award to Wolfe, who failed to pick up on the irony. Or maybe Wolfe did pick up on the irony, and his annoyance is meant to be ironic.
My head hurts.
"(Via blog.)
Introducing the sarcasm point. Oh...: "
Introducing the sarcasm point. Oh yeah — I like this idea¡
"(Via blog.)
Bespoke M&Ms: "Xeni Jardin:
The M&Ms website includes an online service for ordering your very own personalised M&Ms. The printing dos and don'ts are a fun read, though -- don't even think about mentioning landmarks. Dirty words are prohibited, so are terms that might raise copyright issues for the candy maker. I tried BUTT SEX IS AWESOME in 'classic wedding pastels', but to no avail. Damn you, chocolate censors! High carb free speech must prevail! Link (Alex)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Memetics: "The science of idea propagation"
(Via Interesting Thing of the Day.)
Playlist debut issue available as free PDF download: "Playlist magazine has made its debut issue available as a free PDF download from its Web site. Playlist looks at digital music, the technology and musicians featuring industry news, future trends, in-depth features and interviews with music artists. The magazine's Web site also publishes in-depth features online like its recent comparison of all of the music services available today, as well as daily news relating to the digital music industry."
(Via MacCentral.)
The AARP says, toke up!: "AARP poll finds older Americans favor medical marijuana. With a medical marijuana case in front of the Supremes, and with a dozen states now with medical marijuana laws on the books, AARP decided to take a poll. Here's what they found:
'Nearly three-fourths of older Americans support legalizing marijuana for medical use.'
My father (a senior citizen) takes prescribed Marinol (synthetic THC) as an appetite stimulant; my wife, a cancer survivor, got through chemotherapy largely on the strength of the weed I was able to buy on the street in New York. [MI]"
(Via metafilter.com.)
Web Zen: Holiday Zen: "Xeni Jardin:
a wonderful life in 30 seconds |
xmas weebl |
xmas beatles |
holiday saw music |
santa mosh |
hooray for santy claus |
christmas remixed |
holiday 2004 sampler |
beckham nativity |
smores nativity |
advert calendar |
10 least successful holiday specials |
holiplay |
polar rescue |
snowball fight nyc |
unsilent night |
alek's christmas lights |
harbin snow and ice festival |
12 leaves of festivus |
how to dispel the myths of hanukkah | and from the archives:
holiday zen 2003 |
holiday leftover zen 2003 |
winter zen 2002
Image: still from 'It's a Wonderful Life in 30 Seconds re-enacted by bunnies.' web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank)."
(Via Boing Boing.)
Saving the World with Hostess Twinkies: "Xeni Jardin:
BoingBoing reader Isaac says,
'I was going through some old comics from the 1970s, and I stumbled upon a series of ads that I had forgotten about - Marvel and DC both had full-page ads in which their superheroes shilled for Hostess Fruit Pies, Twinkies and more! (Holy Flaky Filling, Batman!) There are links to ten different ads I've scanned and posted.'
(Via Boing Boing.)
Nerdy-craftsy Xmas projects: "Cory Doctorow:
This blog-post rounds up some amazing, craftsy-nerdy Xmas decor and sweet novelties, like this gingerbread motherboard.
Also on offer, this gingerbread laptop,
and this
tree decorated with motherboards.
Link
(via Engadget)
Update: Juan sez, 'The PCBs depicted are NOT motherboards as cory states, but are in fact memory modules, and a CPU as star.'"
(Via Boing Boing.)
(Via Boing Boing.)
Jack Chick creationist comic "Big Daddy": "Xeni Jardin:
BoingBoing reader Tommy York says,
Recently, at a school rally of mine here in San Francisco, I came across the booth of the Christian club at school, AGAPE. I decided to pick up a few little comics of theirs, and I came across this one - one the denounces evolution, procedes to denounce the whole theory of the 'atom' too, and by disproving evolution, of course, shows that the only logical alternative is that Jesus is the creator. Propaganda like this in public schools seems a bit off to me.
Update: Reader Lance Simmons says, 'There's a much better copy of Big Daddy at the publisher's site.' Link. See also these previous BoingBoing posts on Jack Chick's Christian comix: Link, and Link 2."
(Via Boing Boing.)
Fortean photography: "David Pescovitz:
I love Fortean Times's online gallery of strange photos and illustrations. Along with antique spirit snapshots, stigmata statues, Bigfoot, and dervishes, they have a nice selection of 'simulacra photos.' In Fortean terms, simulacra photos depict 'spontaneous or natural figures or images. These can occur in nature as well as in the chance conjunction of artefacts.' For example, the seed capsules of snapdragons in this photo. Readers are invited to send in their own shots to the print magazine's Simulacra Corner. Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Jane Austen: "'We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.'"
A modern myth of creation: "The History of the Universe."
(Via metafilter.com.)
Novelty tongues for dogs: "Cory Doctorow:
The Humunga Tongue is a doggy fetch-ball with an enormous, hilarious rubber tongue attached to it, so that while your hairy pal is masticating it, it looks like he's got a huge, Gene Simmons-esque tongue. High-larious!
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Kids' forensic facial reconstruction kit: "Cory Doctorow:
The Discovery Channel has released a CSI-branded 'facial reconstruction kit' toy so that kids can play forensic scientist, reconstructing notional corpse faces. Man, I wish I'd had one of these as a kid.
Link
(via Wired Magazine)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Bodies proportional to motor and sensory brain regions: "Cory Doctorow:
Two images of notional 'homunculi' -- the first, a Sensory Homunculus, shows 'what a man's body would look like if each part grew in proportion to the area of the cortex of the brain concerned with its sensory perception' (on the left). The other, the Motor Homunculus, 'shows what a man's body would look like if each part grew in proportion to the area of the cortex of the brain concerned with its movement.'
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
The Most Hated Advertising Techniques: "If you are getting ready to do any sort of advertising on your Website, you might want to familiarize yourself with the contents of this page before getting started. A few minutes spent here could save you a bundle in the long run with avoiding lost revenue. The page is a descriptive of the most hated advertising techniques. While you may not even agree with all of what they are saying here, there are some…
Direct and Related Links for 'The Most Hated Advertising Techniques'
"(Via Lockergnome Web Developer.)
'Lost' in the Black Lodge: "How's Hurley? How's Hurley? How's Hurley? How's Hurley? Written by Jason Snell."
(Via TeeVee.)
Station Break: "Lost" Star to Head Homeland Security Department: "WASHINGTON (AP) -- Shocking government observers, President Bush today named actor Terry O’Quinn to replace Tom Ridge as secretary..."
(Via TeeVee.)
Are All of Santa's Reindeer Girls?: "Apparently, reindeer experts are saying that while both male and female reindeer grow antlers every summer, the males drop theirs by early December -- which means, given that the reindeer pulling Santa's sleigh on Christmas Eve are always depicted in full regalia, that every one of them, even Rudolph, must be a girl. Can this possibly be true?"
(Via Urban Legends and Folklore.)
Snowman 0.1 - Snowman for your desktop.: ""
(Via MacUpdate - Mac OS X.)
Burton "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" trailer online: "Xeni Jardin:
Oh my, this does looks promising. Link to trailer, and link to movie website. (Thanks, Tony)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Great inexpensive kids' toys from Whimsyload: "Mark Frauenfelder:
My friend Scott recommended Whimsyload.com as a place to buy toys for my 1.5-year-old. He recommended three items:
Wooden Man, Crazy Box (shown here), Bird Clock."
(Via Boing Boing.)
Salad bar hacking: "Mark Frauenfelder:
This is the best thing I've seen in a long while. Robyn Miller sez: 'This is a photo from a Chinese PDF manual. The manual explains, via text and a lot of fun photos, how to cram as much food as possible on one of those tiny Pizza Hut bowls at the salad bar. They're only allowed one trip. My cousin lives in Beijing. When he goes to Pizza Hut, he says this is what most people are busy building.' (Click image for enlargement)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
In Defense of Clapton's Layla: "Recently, GuitarWorld magazine published a list of top 100 of the worst guitar solos, riffs and licks of all time. I am a big sucker for this sort of thing, so I swallowed the $7.95 price to purchase it, with a good expectation of what would be included. Just as literary scholars have a canon of great literature, the guitarist community has a canon of really awful guitar solos - including, for instance, Neil Young's infamous one-note Cinnamon Girl solo, anything by Van Halen, and anything played by Kurt Cobain. When I turned to the list, I suffered a cruel, horrible shock."
(Via Kuro5hin.org.)
Robot-ized amplifier and speakers: "Mark Frauenfelder:
This robot stereo and loudspeaker system is beautiful. Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
New Blade Runner DVD blocked by... Univision?: "Xeni Jardin:
BoingBoing reader Mike Harris says,
Jerry Perenchio, now-CEO of Univision, was one of two bond-completion guarantors for the film when it was first shot. Because it went over budget when first filmed in 1982, the guarantors assumed ownership of the film by contract, and Perenchio refuses to authorize Warner Brothers to release what they and Ridley Scott want to release: a three-disc box set with 'a new and polished director's cut with previously unseen footage and scads of bonus features.'
(Via Boing Boing.)
Jesus long in the tooth: "David Pescovitz:
Jesus was spotted inside the mouth of a devout Christian in Phoenix, Arizona. Magically, Jesus's presence was only revealed by a dental x-ray. Perhaps the man has been eating too many grilled cheese sandwiches.
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Giant pouched rats sniff out landmines: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Tom sez: 'Who needs an electronic nose to sniff out buried landmines? The Belgians prefer African giant pouched rats. And no, the rats do not get blown to bits.'
The idea of using rats for the detection of landmines came up through a search for a cheap and efficient mine detector tool, which would be able to detect both metal and plastic landmines.
'Added bonus: the rats can detect tuberculosis from sputum samples!!' Link
(Via Boing Boing.)
Cost of war in Iraq JavaScript counter: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Here's a neat little JavaScript counter:
(Via Boing Boing.)
Not a pisser: "David Pescovitz:
Marcel Duchamp's Fountain (1917) was voted the most influential artwork of the 20th century by 500 artworld big shots in Great Britain.
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
MSN Spaces = soylent green: "Xeni Jardin:
Updated. Today, Microsoft launches their free hosted blogging platform, spaces.msn.com. What effect the service will have on Blogger, TypePad, Userland, and the like is, predictably, a subject of great debate. The service is free, and seems aimed squarely at home users. BoingBoing reader alfie checks the W3 validator site and says, 'MSN Spaces seems to be completely ignoring markup standards. Well done chaps.' Link. Reader Christopher Carfi hosts a discussion about the launch on his blog, here.
Reader Paul Pellerito says,
'MSN Spaces User asciident notes that at the bottom of every MSN Space is (c)2004 Microsoft Corporation. And according to their terms of use:
For materials you post or otherwise provide to Microsoft related to the MSN Web Sites (a 'Submission'), you grant Microsoft permission to (1) use, copy, distribute, transmit, publicly display, publicly perform, reproduce, edit, modify, translate and reformat your Submission, each in connection with the MSN Web Sites, and (2) sublicense these rights, to the maximum extent permitted by applicable law. Microsoft will not pay you for your Submission.'
Wired News story, Forbes coverage, and here is the Microsoft press release.
Peter Orosz says:
MSN Spaces, Microsoft's new blogging service, censors stuff! We're all gonna die! This is a screencap taken by a friend of mine who apparently tried to register at MSN Spaces. His blog's description reads 'A Corporate Whore', which the service promptly bounced. Yikes!
(Via Boing Boing.)
Corgi Toys art gallery: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Nifty Corgi Toys art gallery. Link (Thanks, Todd!!"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Versace Barbie: "Xeni Jardin:
I didn't know there was such a thing. Does she come with a (perfect) nose full of (plastic) coke? Link (Thanks CityRag)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Exploding lava lamp kills man: "Xeni Jardin:
BB reader Poppy says, 'A 24 year old man left a lava lamp on his stove, and it exploded. A shard of glass pieced his heart, killing him instantly. Link to story. This just a week after all the warnings over exploding cell phones. Link.'
Reader Jeremy says, 'I thought the story might be complete bull, but went right to the Kent Police Department site and found this press release. It has a little more information that the AP report.' Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Blinged-out baby umbilical cord gift atrocity: "Xeni Jardin:
A company in South Korea will gold-plate your child's umbilical cord and frame it for display. Link (second image down on the page.) (Thanks, Isaac)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Godzilla Gets Hollywood Walk of Fame Star (AP): "AP - Godzilla received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Monday, 50 years after he stomped onto movie screens and hours before the premiere of his latest film, 'Godzilla: Final Wars.'"
(Via Yahoo! News - Entertainment.)
iPod Photo: Color does make a difference: "An ongoing phenomenon, that's what the iPod is."
Handstanding Pandas: "David Pescovitz:
Some Pandas do handstands to mark their territory. The aim is to piss as high up a tree as possible. The higher the scent, the 'more dominant' the signal. A new BBC Wildlife Magazine documentary captures this and other interesting bearhavior using camouflaged cameras and motion sensors.
Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Big head people in Tokyo stores: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Giant headed people in Tokyo stores are a sign that Christmas is coming. Link
(Via Boing Boing.)
William Shakespeare: "'This above all: to thine own self be true; And it must follow, as the night the day; Thou canst not then be false to any man.'"
Not: "According to Slashdot, Microsoft has patented the concept of negation.
(Via Geekable.com.)
We like the music, we like the disco sound: "A bloodless coup is sweeping the world of plush toys. There's a civil war between traditional teddy bears, puppy dogs , and the new breed of stuffed love bags. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you, for you enjoyment plush tampons, Toilet Paper, and Toast. Yah toast."
(Via metafilter.com.)
50,000 comic book covers: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Wow - a searchable database of 50,000 comic book covers. Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Neal Pollack presents his top five...: "
Neal Pollack presents his top five books of 2004.
"(Via blog.)
Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks....: "
Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks.
This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered.
(Link via Political Wire.)
"(Via blog.)
Joyce Carol Oates: "'If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull exchange into an intriguing one. I've found this to be particularly true in the case of professors or intellectuals, who are full of fascinating information, but need encouragement before they'll divulge it.'"
'Riddick' Video Runs with $1.5 Mil in Day 1 Sales (Reuters): "Reuters - 'The Chronicles of
Riddick,' a sci-fi movie starring Vin Diesel, sold about 1.5
million combined DVD and VHS units to consumers during its
first day in release Tuesday, according to industry sources, an
impressive figure for a film that bombed at the box office."
(Via Yahoo! News - Entertainment.)
The Ghost Under the Bed: "It is said that when you receive this image and do not send it to at least five people, the woman will look for you during the night to collect your soul."
(Via Urban Legends and Folklore.)
Atlantis Discovered for the Umpteenth Time: "Robert Sarmast, a self-styled 'independent mythologist and researcher' based in Los Angeles, claims he has 'definitely' found the fabled lost continent of Atlantis in deep waters off the coast of Cyprus."
(Via Urban Legends and Folklore.)
The Yo-Yo: "Giving an old toy a new spin"
(Via Interesting Thing of the Day.)
The Chronicles of Riddick: "From: Universal Studios Home Video - Year: 2004 - Rated: Not Rated - Release Date: November 16, 2004 - Features: Anamorphic * Widescreen * DD 5.1 * Extras! * - Recommended! Storywise, this is not the greatest film ever made, but as a sci-fi action flick it delivers on a regular basis. Wonderfully mindless and brainless, this energetic followup to Pitch Black tries really hard to dazzle, and it is true that the action sequences are particularly well done. It's just too bad the story can't keep up with the energy of the set pieces, which often play out more like a video game than a movie. This unrated director's cut tacks on an additional 15 minutes of footage for your enjoyment, and the impressive Dolby Digital 5.1 mix is meant to be played very, very loud. I loved the look and feel of The Chronicles of Riddick, but in the end I just didn't really care what happened to anyone, least of all Riddick. Amazon Compare"
Bush's second-term stamp on environment: "Federal laws and regulations dealing with everything from air pollution to oil drilling are likely to see a rigorous shaking out."
MarsEdit - 1.0b12: "weblog editor (formerly part of NetNewsWire)"
(Via VersionTracker: Mac OS X.)
Reckoning Delay-ed: "Yay for hypocrisy!
House Republicans approved a party rules change Wednesday that could allow Majority leader Tom DeLay to retain his leadership post if he is indicted by a Texas grand jury on state political corruption charges.
By a voice vote, and with a handful of lawmakers voicing opposition, the House Republican Conference decided that a party committee of several dozen members would review any felony indictment of a party leader and recommend at that time whether the leader should step aside.
House Republicans adopted the indictment rule in 1993, when they were trying to end four decades of Democratic control of the House, in part by highlighting Democrats' ethical lapses. They said at the time that they held themselves to higher standards than prominent Democrats such as then-Ways and Means Chairman Dan Rostenkowski (Ill.), who eventually pleaded guilty to mail fraud and was sentenced to prison."
(Via Geekable.com.)
JM Barrie theme-park in a game: "Cory Doctorow:
Players in the online world Second Life have built an astounding JM Barrie theme-park in-game. Wagner James Au writes,
From the Second Life residents who brought us 'Oz' comes 'Neverland', a 48 acre theme park devoted to the world and work of J.M. Barrie, on the 100th anniversary of his classic 'Peter Pan'. Featuring a painstakingly-realistic recreation of fin de siecle London (including a Jack the Ripper-haunted graveyard and a pub with a working dart board), Captain Hook's pirate armada (featuring self-firing cannons), and the Lost Boys' winding roller coaster. Last Friday's entry discussed the genesis of the project, and today's entry goes into the art, craft, and technology of the project-- along with asking the very pointed question, 'Why would a couple dozen talented people freely devote hundreds of hours working on a project that indirectly benefits a for-profit company?'
(Via Boing Boing.)
World run by pirates photoshopping contest: "Cory Doctorow:
Today's Worth1000 photoshopping contest is on a theme near to my heart: if pirates ran the world.
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Web Zen: earworm zen: "Xeni Jardin:
* wordspy: earworm
* badgers
* peanut butter jelly time
* lalala
* taters
* chocolate
* bounce the pudding
* llama
* weeeeee
* bananaphone
* spoken word bananaphone
* a cautionary tale
* maim that tune
* wikipedia: earworm
Image: It's peanut butter jelly time. web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank)."
(Via Boing Boing.)
Notebooks made from cheesy hardcovers: "Cory Doctorow:
ExLibrisAnonymous is one of my favorite sources of cool junk from the Internet. They buy crappy library hardcover books of childrens' stories, teacher's manuals, and dull nonfiction titles, and spiral bind the front and back covers around a sheaf of blank white paper, throwing in some of the plates or pages from the original book in the middle. At $11 each with shipping, they're a great gift item. The store just posted a bunch of new "titles" today, and I bought six as Xmas gifts.
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Daily Show clips from last week: "Cory Doctorow:
Lisa Rein has posted four more clips from last week's Daily Show, a grab bag of Stewart and co's best bits:
Fallujah Assualt, 13.1MB Mov Link, The Weekly Standard's Bill Kristol, 13.9MB Mov Link, Salem Mass reforming its witch-burning reputation, 22.8MB Mov Link, Lewis Black on the election result, 6.5MB Mov Link
(via On Lisa Rein's Radar)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Aschroft: judges shouldn't uphold the Constitution: "Cory Doctorow:
John Ashcroft, the former Attorney General of the United States of America, has given a public, blistering critique of judges who strike down the Bush administration's policies as unconstitutional.
"The danger I see here is that intrusive judicial oversight and second-guessing of presidential determinations in these critical areas can put at risk the very security of our nation in a time of war," Ashcroft said...
"Courts are not equipped to execute the law. They are not accountable to the people," Ashcroft said.
(Via Boing Boing.)
Essential Mac software: "As a college student, I need special tools to get things done. Here's a list of the applications I use on my Mac. (Applications included with Mac OS X have been excluded from this list.)
(Via Geekable.com.)
14 characteristics of facism: "Fourteen Defining The 14 Characteristics Of Fascism Dr. Lawrence Britt has examined the fascist regimes of Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Suharto and several Latin American regimes and found 14 defining characteristics common to each..."
(Via metafilter.com.)
Dragon Optical Illusion: "Mark Frauenfelder:
This little paper dragon is folded in such a way that when you turn it, it appears as though it is turning its head to face you. I guess it's like those negative busts at the Haunted Mansion. The video for this is neat. Link (via Sensible Erection)
(Via Boing Boing.)
New AG nominee: White House counsel who called Geneva Conventions "quaint": "Xeni Jardin:
White House counsel Alberto Gonzales, who once described the Geneva Convention as outdated and "quaint," may soon fill the post left vacant by John Ashcroft this week. Link to SF Chronicle article on the new nominee.
Mr. Gonzales effectively endorsed torture in America's "war on terrorism," as detailed in this Newsweek article:
As a means of pre-empting a repeat of 9/11, Bush, along with Defense Secretary Rumsfeld and Attorney General John Ashcroft, signed off on a secret system of detention and interrogation that opened the door to such methods. It was an approach that they adopted to sidestep the historical safeguards of the Geneva Conventions, which protect the rights of detainees and prisoners of war. In doing so, they overrode the objections of Secretary of State Colin Powell and America's top military lawyers -- and they left underlings to sweat the details of what actually happened to prisoners in these lawless places. While no one deliberately authorized outright torture, these techniques entailed a systematic softening up of prisoners through isolation, privations, insults, threats and humiliation -- methods that the Red Cross concluded were "tantamount to torture."
(Via Boing Boing.)
Jeopardy winner wagers $1337: "Cory Doctorow:
Amy's Robot sez, "Tonight was round 1 of the Jeopardy College Tournament. One of the contestants, Kermin from Carnegie Mellon University, had a commanding lead (well over $10K) going into Final Jeopardy. His final wager had Alex Trebek scratching his head, but Kermin was clearly sending a message to fellow computer nerds. His wager: $1337. For the uninitiated, in 'leetspeak' 1337 translates to 'leet' or 'elite.'"
Link
(Thanks, Amy's Robot!)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
All Your Base-style tribute to child's lost-pet flier: "Cory Doctorow:
I Lost My Frog starts with a found-object, a hand-drawn flier written by a small child who is trying to recover his frog, named "Hopkin Green Frog," with Art-Linkletter-perfect infantalisms like "PS: I'll find my frog/Who took my frog/Who found my frog."
Interweb hipsters used this as a jumping-off point and photoshopped a series of images depicting the search for the lost Hopkin Green Frog, and the results are incredibly funny and even a little touching. Like an "All Your Base" for a lost pet.
Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Wow. That was fast. Gene Stone has...: "
Wow. That was fast. Gene Stone has written the first instant book about Tuesday's election — the amusingly titled The Bush Survival Guide: 200 Ways to Make it Through the Next Four Years Without Misunderestimating the Dangers Ahead, and Other Subliminable Stategeries. (From Taegan Goddard's Political Wire.)
"(Via blog.)
Steve Almond would like to issue...: "
Steve Almond would like to issue a few apologies.
I would like to apologize to George W. Bush for calling him "a draft-dodging, cokehead retard with the moral compass of a serial killer." I further would like to apologize for implying that his "rush to war against Iraq" was the result of his having "a really small penis."
"(Via blog.)
British children's author Philip Pullman talks...: "
British children's author Philip Pullman talks to Reuters about the upcoming film versions of his fantasy trilogy His Dark Materials — and why President Bush would make a good villain.
"Bush has this baying certainty and has imposed this fervent zealotry," said Pullman whose books have been condemned by church groups for attacking organized religion.
"The Christian right in America is the mirror image of the Islamic fundamentalists," he added.
"(Via blog.)
Get out and vote: "Andrew Tanenbaum never ceases to amaze me. This delightful surprise was revealed today to visitors of one of his web sites -- which (of late) probably includes 96% of MeFi."
(Via metafilter.com.)
Haunted Mansion dollhouse: "Cory Doctorow:
Bigfigs ("big figures") are the new breed of Disney Park collectables -- they're 18-24" detailed models of ride-buildings and facades. The new Haunted Mansion one is out, and while I can't say I'm very impressed with it -- looks too much like a doll's house and the construction materials are too plasticky if you ask me -- the Haunted Mansion fan boards are all a-twitter. Order 'em from Disneyland DelivEARS at 800-362-4533.
Link
(via The Disney Blog)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Dennis Loy Johnson: Books v. Bush: "

This Week’s Column:
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE — FOREVER
by Dennis Loy Johnson
1 November 2004 — The madness is either just about over, or about to be given license to kill. Imagine, the guy who said "You're either for us or against us" — a fairly textbook declaration of fascism, and one now being uttered by Americans versus Americans via the Patriot Act — could be re–elected. Excuse me — elected. It's enough to make you want to do—what? Vote harder, somehow.
I mean, we find ourselves in a bizarre and terrifying situation. A man who has sent over a thousand people to their death for a lie could be on the verge of getting an unthinkable mandate. Meanwhile, what of the rest of the world? They've been thinking, well, he stole the office the first time; now they'll think: but the second time they chose him. They'll be mad at all of us, and we will be as alone as we can be with this madman.
And perhaps the most maddening thing short of this prospect is the tita"
Of course, the Red Sox did win this year...: "Redskins lose. An interesting example of the logical fallacy known as Coincidental Correlation, for the last 71 years the Washington Redskins' last home game before Election Day has correlated with the success of the incumbent president. Boy, it's a good thing in sports no one believes in silly statistics..."
(Via metafilter.com.)
William Gibson on ObL tape: "Cory Doctorow:
William Gibson's posted a blistering analysis of Osama bin Laden's latest video.
OBL today is probably a very satisfied, very optimistic man, and if he can skew the last-minute dynamic of the election in Bush's favor, he'll have cause to be all the more satisfied.
And that's the danger, that some crucial percentage of our dimmer, more reactive voters will flash back to 9-11 and the Bush of the bullhorn, the Bush buffeted with the heartbroken grit of Ground Zero, and vote for that -- childishly imagining that such a vote runs counter to the wishes and the needs of OBL, the bearded stickman, the cave-dwelling spider, our new Old Man of the Mountains. Player of the long game.
Update: CJ point out that Gibson's had some second thoughts about this post"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Steampunk mecha-wars: "Cory Doctorow:
Steam Wars is an elaborate concept for a movie about steam-punk mecha-wars, an alternate history in which th 19th century is dominated by wars between giant, steam-powered killer robots.
Link
(Thanks, Andy!)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Star Wars-inspired "Fallen" wins fan film contest: "Xeni Jardin:
Hollywood Liberation Army tells BoingBoing, "
Fallen is a machinima music video created in Star Wars Galaxies about a tragic romance between a female Imperial officer and a male Rebel fighter using the song "Fallen" by Delirium. It has just won the Star Wars Galaxies Fan Film Fest 2004.
(Via Boing Boing.)
Moment of snapshot zen: stingray smile: "Xeni Jardin:
Lovely snapshot of a stingray from the Coney Island Aquarium [via flickr]. Link to larger, uncropped image. (Thanks, Ivy )"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Daily Show clips galore: "Cory Doctorow:
Lisa Rein has just posted 13 clips from the Daily Show over the past couple weeks, including:
The Colbert Report
Ed Helm's DSpan
Flu Vaccine Shortage
Red Sox Winning The World Series
Walmart violating ancient graveyards in Hawaii
Ad for "America, The Book"
Opening bit of 10/20/04
Coverage of the the mudslinging and overexaggerating statements by Bush and Kerry during the last Presidential Debate
P-diddy etc. (Christina Aguilara - sp?) and their "Vote or Die" campaign.
"Stand and Choose" voting ads starring video game characters
Lewis Black on how the Shrub Administration continually wastes our tax dollars on extravagant purchases in the name of Homeland Security and $500,000 parties for the TSA.
The opening bit from 10-19-04
Messopotamia
Iraqi tourism board
Soldiers who refused to go on "suicide mission"
Bush saying that we will "not have an all volunteer army" and then being corrected by someone in the crowd.
Jon Stewart's comments on his Crossfire appearance.
Coverage of second presidential debate.
Drew Barrymore On The Daily Show
Richard Clarke On The Daily Show
(Via Boing Boing.)
Build your own Batphone: "Cory Doctorow:
Step-by-step instructions for making your own light-up, buzzing, working Batphone with its own cake-dome -- killer!
Link
(Thanks, Dave!)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Rogue Taxidermists exhibit: "David Pescovitz:
The Minnesota Association of Rogue Taxidermists is holding their first exhibition at the Creative Electric Studios in Minneapolis.
"The organization's mandate is to advocate the showmanship of oddities; espouse the belief in natural adaptation and mutation; and encourage the desire to create displays of curiosity."And here's a letter from the National Taxidermists Association in response to a request for feedback on the exhibit:
If you are looking for approval for this so called"art", I am afraid you have come to the wrong place.Link
Displays of wounded,bleeding or mangled animals is not in any form,"art" The members of the NTA
are truly professional taxidermists and as such can be called artists,and most, if not all, abhor your
desplays[sic].
You can surely be called a Rogue taxidermist.
Bill Haynes
NTA Board of Directors
Ethics Chairman
Vice President
(Via Boing Boing.)
I believe I'm convinced: "If this article doesn't convince you to vote for Bush, then nothing will."
(Via Geekable.com.)
NASA image expert says Bush was wearing a device during debates: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Dr. Robert M. Nelson is a NASA senior research scientist for NASA and according to Salon, an "international authority on image analysis. Currently he's engrossed in analyzing digital photos of Saturn's moon Titan, determining its shape, whether it contains craters or canyons." He used Photoshop filters to outline the bugle on President Bush's back seen during the first debate, and concludes that it is some kind of "device."
However, our President sheepishly admitted it was "a poorly-tailored shirt." Poor guy. We should send him some money for a shirt that doesn't have big rectangular pooch and a rope hanging from it. Link"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Instant death and a $200 fine: "Cory Doctorow:
Steve Jurvetson snapped this great sign and posted it to Flickr -- how the hell do they collect?
Link
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
The Boston Phoenix claims there is...: "
The Boston Phoenix claims there is a horror renaissance and profiles some of the best contemporary writers (with a local focus). Chuck Palahniuk is mentioned, Dean Koontz mercifully is not, and The Phoenix alerts us to the Christian horror sub-genre, books where "you can’t swear and you can’t have sex, but you can kill as many people in your book as you want." God won't mind.
"(Via blog.)
Backstage: iPod Photo initial impressions: "Apple's more than used to the haters by now - people who proclaim each of the company's new products a likely flop based on price, or grouse about another company's product that's almost but not quite the same. But time and experience have given Apple another benefit: the opportunity to see their haters proved wrong. Often repeatedly.
Having played with the 60GB iPod Photo a bunch, it's fair to say that the haters have at best a 30% chance of proving right on this one. Apple made at..."
(Via iPodlounge.)
The Stranger's scariest Halloween costumes: "Mark Frauenfelder:
Very scary Halloween costumes for kids based on current political themes.
The Littlest Prisoner at Abu Ghraib: So easy, so quick, and so terrifying!Lyndie England (Candy cigarette optional.)
Shoe Bomber" Richard Reid: Add a burnt-cork beard and an electric match from the tobacconist, and your little terror is ready to fly!
(Via Boing Boing.)
Explosives at Al Qaqaa were stolen after US occupation: photos: "Mark Frauenfelder:
After two days of silence on the hundreds of tons of missing plastic explosives in Iraq, the President defended himself by stating that the explosives might have been removed before the US invasion. These photos seem to suggest otherwise. Link (Thanks, Jeff!)"
(Via Boing Boing.)
Collective lunar eclipse photos: "Cory Doctorow:
Flickr users are using the "eclipse" tag to collect photos of the lunar eclipse from all over the world. Some are breathtaking.
Link
(via Waxy)
"
(Via Boing Boing.)
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Dispatches from a Public Librarian: "

D I S P A T C H E S F R O M
A P U B L I C L I B R A R I A N
BY SCOTT DOUGLAS
- - - -
Dispatch 11 (10/13/04)
An Interview With Josh, Who Is a Library Page, and Whose Name Has Been Changed
What size shoe do you wear?
111/2.
What's the best kind of shelving shoe?
Vans.
What technique do you use to secretly read a book while you're supposed to be shelving?
There's a section in Juvenile Fiction—JF-L to JF-Z that cannot be seen by the senior clerk unless she is wandering around the library. I get in a squatting-type position in this area and position the book truck in front of me in such a way that it sort of looks like I'm sorting books on the bottom of the truck and not reading.
Do you remember those two Russian girls that came in that one summer and all the guys were trying to figure out ways to hit on them when they didn't know English?
Yes.
If there were a biopic made detailing your life as a page, who would you want to play the role of you?
I think Adam Sandle"
The Box on Bush's Back: "Rumors, denials, and wild speculation—a comprehensive guide."
(Via Slate Magazine.)
The men behind the images: "Two quick political links:
"And I warned him about this war. I had deep misgivings about this war, deep misgivings. And I was trying to say, 'Mr. President, you had better prepare the American people for casualties.' "It makes me like George W. Bush a lot less than I did before."
[Pat] Robertson said the president then told him, "Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties."
(Via Geekable.com.)
Even Bush's supporters don't understand him: "I love this chart. It's from a report by the Program on International Policy Attitudes, and it finds that Bush supporters are vastly more uninformed about their candidate's positions than Kerry supporters are about their candidate's positions."
(Via Geekable.com.)
weapons on the loose: "The Coalition's lack of preparation left 380 tons of high explosives unprotected in Iraq. Now it looks like the DoD tried to cover it up. Where is your surprise now? (first one is NYT)"
(Via metafilter.com.)
WolfpacksforTruth.org: The Real Story on George Bush's "Wolves" Commercial: "Copyright @ 2004 Wolfpacks for Truth are responsible for the content of this site.

The time has come to set the
record straight.
Alpha Frank is worried about
getting cancer from air
pollution because the Bush
Administration is no longer
actively regulating power
company emissions, instead
letting them regulate
themselves. His chances of
getting a serious disease from
pollution are increasing each
year Bush is in office. Frank
just wishes those humans
would put their future before
company profits.
They told us we were shooting a Greenpeace
commercial!
When the camera crew showed up, we wondered
why they were all driving Hummers. Our agent
assured us it was a Greenpeace commercial and
they paid TWICE our hourly steak rate. Little did we
know we were being tricked into this vicious
campaign attack ad.
We are not Terrorists!
George W. Bush incorrectly labelled my wolfpack
as a terrorist threat. We are NOT terrorists. We do
not associate with ter"